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Bushed All Over Again

I had to read this headline a couple of times before it really sank in.

“Bush To Begin Speaking Tour”

This from the man who wanted to know “Is our children learning?” I hope they have allowed for rebates for those who can’t understand what he is saying. Boy would I like to be a roadie on that tour.

Okay well, just a few, I couldn’t resist:

  • “I hear there’s rumors on the Internets that we’re going to have a draft.”
  • “I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.”
  • “You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
  • “We spent a lot of time talking about Africa, as we should. Africa is a nation that suffers from incredible disease.”
  • “Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace.”realtylogo1

Well, you get the picture, in case you want to run out and buy tickets. At least he is starting in Calgary where they don’t really understand the english language. Sorry Canada, how could we know this would happen?

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  1. […] a lot lately, and they’ve been obliging with a post nearly every day this week. My favorite? Bushed all over again, which includes an apologies to our friends up […]

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